Wednesday, March 9, 2011

A Little Wednesday Humor!

You might be a redneck if...
  • You re-use dental floss to save money.
  • You've ever drunk mouthwash just because you're too lazy to walk down to the liquor store.
  • Your homecoming basketball game was rained out.
  • Your baseball bat "ain't never been used on a ball, but it's sure hit plenty of other things."
  • Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.
  • You place a classified asking less than $1.
  • You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.
  • Higher math means counting over 10.
  • The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.

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