A Little Wednesday Humor!

You might be a redneck if...

• You re-use dental floss to save money.
• You've ever drunk mouthwash just because you're too lazy to walk down to the liquor store.
• Your homecoming basketball game was rained out.
• Your baseball bat "ain't never been used on a ball, but it's sure hit plenty of other things."
• Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.
• You place a classified asking less than $1.
• You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.
• Higher math means counting over 10.
• The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.