Friday, October 10, 2008


What better way to start the weekend off with a little humor...

~Little Amy confided to her uncle, "When I grow up I’m going to marry the boy next door.""Why is that?""Cause I’m not allowed to cross the road."

~Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir?

~Customer: Well, I just pushed aside a bean and there it was!

~Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "What’s so great about it?" Bob said, "Well if you lose it, it will beep until you find it, and if it goes into the water it will float. This ball is impossible to lose!" "Wow!", said Tom, "Where did you get that from?" Bob replied, "I found it."

~Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."

~Q. How do you make holy water?

A. Boil the hell out of it.

~Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

~Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.

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